Best moment of the day was when one of them (who had been in the bathroom for half an hour by that point) texted one of the others. Within half an hour they were in the bathroom. Brought them in yesterday morning and a bunch of the guys immediately downed a handful each.
“I saw the product reviews and told some coworkers, so we bought a bag (because who doesn’t want to spend the workday on the toilet AND get paid, right?). From a review titled: “Yup - Believe the hype!” “Be sure to also buy a tub of Oxyclean with this to get the blood and diarrhea stains out of your underwear, clothes, furniture, pets, loved ones, ceiling fans.”ģ. From a review titled: “Be sure to buy Oxyclean too!” It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. “What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. Unless it’s a gift for someone you hate.” Don't be that dude who thinks reducing his sugar intake could possibly involve sugar-free gummy bears.1. So basically, stick with regular gummy bears. (this one's my favorite): "It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste."."There was stuff coming out of me that I ate at my wedding in 2005."."…the sounds, like trumpets calling the demons back to Hell…".
Here are a few highlights from the justifiably one-star review this "cleansed" Amazon aficionado penned after just a few handfuls from his 5-pound bag of "these innocent-looking, delicious-tasting HELLBEARS:" Hey, if you're cutting down on sugar, the sweetener in these gummies will cut down your entire digestive system. Well, not regular gummy bears, but certainly the sugar-free kind. There's nothing like a little of someone else's misfortune to perk up your afternoon, right? Particularly when gummy bears turn from sweet candy to the downright evil little bastards we all know lie dormant within.
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